i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me
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We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days
We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden
my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it is now
it’s called a crush bc u crush them with ur penis
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
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(Source: dead-on-the-dancefloor, via swiftyisonex)
Vine needs to be stopped
(Source: babeshambles)
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